Free Fallin
She's a good girl, loves her mama. Loves Jesus & America too. She's a good girl, crazy bout Ron Pope. Loves pugs & her boyfriend too.
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hiphopfightsplaque:

mascara packaging can get really intense???

it’s always like: MEGABLAST ULTRA LASH SUPER INTENSE BLACKEST BLACK WITH OUT BRAND NEW FORMULA ENGINEERED FROM REGENERATIVE DNA OF LIZARDS AND COMES WITH TOP SECRET ADVANCED WAND TECHNOLOGY DESIGNED BY NASA

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frozenteen:

Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters

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ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

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mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything

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mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

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